Joel and Matt's thoughts

beaver chat

2006-06-01T21:25:00.000-07:00

danny says:
arent you supposed to be smoking?

neumanation says:
did

neumanation says:
done

danny says:
really

danny says:
already

neumanation says:
debauchery

danny says:
be what

danny says:
de*

neumanation says:
sure

neumanation says:
idk

danny says:
what

neumanation says:
i dont know

danny says:
lol are you even high?

neumanation says:
i lil'

danny says:
that sucks

neumanation says:
u suck

danny says:
so

neumanation says:
so just tell me

neumanation says:
r u part beaver or not

danny says:
well i am ol

danny says:
ok*

neumanation says:
thats cool man

neumanation says:
i have nothing against it

danny says:
thats cool. dont think i have a beaver crotch or anything

neumanation says:
thats cool

neumanation says:
im proud of u

neumanation says:
its ok to be different

danny says:
thanks

neumanation says:
theres absolutely nothing wrong with it

danny says:
how did you find out?

neumanation says:
and if anyone ever tells u otherwise just tell uncie joey and ill take care of em'

neumanation says:
idk i just had a feeling

danny says:
lol

neumanation says:
i used to know someone who was part beaver

danny says:
dirk had 50 points tonight in the mavericks win... nu uh, who

neumanation says:
i could tell similarities between u and him

danny says:
lol

Full House Antics

2006-05-31T20:30:00.000-07:00

neumanation says:
puddle

danny says:
of waht

neumanation says:
jubilee

danny says:
whats that

neumanation says:
im just saying words that seem weird

neumanation says:
they sound kind of weird

danny says:
yes

neumanation says:
picture

neumanation says:
pencil

neumanation says:
pants

danny says:
fork

neumanation says:
organ

neumanation says:
palm tree

neumanation says:
tweezer

danny says:
jole

neumanation says:
queezy

neumanation says:
cockadoodle doo

danny says:
book

neumanation says:
bookmark rather

danny says:
rather

neumanation says:
dan rathers

danny says:
your good

neumanation says:
jesse concopolis

danny says:
lol

danny says:
full house

neumanation says:
yeah

neumanation says:
d.j. tanner's boyfriend steve

danny says:
michelle

neumanation says:
i hate her

neumanation says:
she always got all the attention cause she was cute

neumanation says:
stephanie was the coolest

danny says:
lol becky was

neumanation says:
stephanie should've played a more pivital role in the show that is know today as "full house"

danny says:
what the hell are you talking about

neumanation says:
lol

neumanation says:
im just saying what i feel

danny says:
lol

i hate my life

2006-01-23T21:07:00.000-08:00

well i've been going through some hard times lately. on Saturday afternoon i was siting watching t.v. when i decided to see how little arm pube (dave) was doing. so I searched for him and well it wasnt there. to put it quite bland, it broke. I figured it probly fell off some time during the hard fought loss to the gamecocks in our intramural game on Friday the day before. Once I saw that it was gone I grabbed my glock 9 and put it to my head. but then I got a phone call and forgot about it all. So whats going to happen is I'm going to have to start the arm pube count from what it is now and i know from past experience that dave will grow back. so here it goes

Dave: .001 inches

and now a little conversation between me and my friend tyler

joel says:
im cutting my nails

tyler says:
sweet i'm lookin' for my school id so i can by lunch tomorrow

joel says:
lol

joel says:
y'd u loose it

tyler says:
yea

tyler says:
idk where it is

joel says:
how'd u loose it

tyler says:
idk

joel says:
well where is it

joel says:
retraise ur steps

tyler says:
i'm tryin' ass

tyler says:
i just had like all my other ones in my room too somewhere and i can' tfind them either

tyler says:
shiste

joel says:
i guess it must be the lunch card baron

tyler says:
yea

joel says:
he tried to steal mine once but i caught him red handed

tyler says:
nice

joel says:
yeah i let him go though cause he sweet talked me

tyler says:
ur gya

tyler says:
lol

joel says:
im gonna post this in my blog

tyler says:
do it

tyler says:
found it

tyler says:
it was in my back pack

tyler says:
shit

tyler says:
lol

joel says:
haha u motha fucka

tyler says:
f u

nicks and crannys

2006-01-17T21:01:00.000-08:00

yo check it out. i named this shit nicks and crannys because this post is a vent for all the nicks and crannys inside me. in my heart, my brain, and my arm. one thing i need to say is to the person who wrote a comment on my post entitled ' for the love of money' man i aint no fuckin poser. im straight from the hood and someday when im big u'll be sorry. nowadays when i be at a rap battle i imagine its u i be rappin dat shit to.
and another thing why do i have only 24 views of my profile and matt has 300 something. thats bullshit i say straight out bullshit. im a good kid.
any way as of now i will be starting the arm pube count. for those of u who dont know already, i have an unusually long dark hair on my upper arm and this is the first measurement.

arm pube length: 1 and 5/8 inches

r.i.p. eddy guerrero, wilt chamberlin, and jesus

for the love of money

2006-01-04T20:58:00.000-08:00

well this is my first hit single post. matt's been ridin my ass day in and day out to come out with my first single. he thinks i have talent and potential. i beg to differ. lol hahahahah lmao. hope u all like it. im kind of tired right nowso bear with me. ive had a long day. i named this pose 'for the love of money' for good reason. some people scoff at rappers and gangster because they crave the 'dolla bills'. some say its greedy and a shame. but u know what who doesnt hunger and try to taste the green every chance they get. its just our natural habitat. i mean give us rappers a break. now im going to rap a little rap fo u.

uh check one check two yo.
im a running back like jackson comma bo.
i now a kid whos really on the ball.
buy shit he cant see me or none ya'll
i better leave it at that 'fore i loose my temper
im a little baby and i like to wear pampers.
check we out

Joel's Hair

2005-11-08T14:05:00.001-08:00

Joel's Hair is Whack.... yeah i said it....WHAT?

Joel

2005-11-08T14:05:00.000-08:00

2005-08-19T23:17:00.000-07:00

well joel is an idiot.... actaully he is in michigan right now. he came over monday we inspected the barn for the first time. We decided that theres too much bird poop on the first floor to clean up. but we found a second story and put a ladder up to the top. I am putting a massage chair i just got up there. We will be starting to determine what the weight capacity will be. Probley by using animals. hopefully we wont fall down

The Barn

2005-08-13T10:12:00.000-07:00

what it is?...... joel convinced me today that we are going to renovate the old broken down barn next to my house. We are going to turn it into a party barn i guess. I think it's a dumb idea but he's all for it. So the first order of business is to get both of the tractors out of the barn area and to remove all the hay. I think we also have to fix the windows i broke with a baseball and rocks two years ago. My goal is to get the barn into good shape by homecoming day. Im going to be having my own dance this year. Everyone must dress up like a farmer or animal. Admission will probley be 2-5 $'s. I think another good rule would be no dirty dancing and you must bring at least one piece of furniture to be allowed in. Following the dance will be wrestlemania II, on my trampoline. Following wrestlemania will be drinks and refreshments followed by a animal petting contest in my room. There will be my dog and 3 cats and maybe a parrot. You must wear gloves and must wash hands afterwards. Then you must get drunk or crunk.... your choice. I will keep you posted on how the barn project is going. We might need some help after we get the first few things done so tell me if your intrested. Joel"the body" will also give news about the barn project as well as his thoughts on it. Bye

Ninja Turtles

2005-08-03T23:58:00.000-07:00

kniht=Me (matt)

kniht says:
ok, donatello
j..j..J says:
lol
j..j..J says:
lmao
j..j..J says:
michalangelo says dude
kniht says:
they all do
kniht says:
and their trainer is a rat
j..j..J says:
he says it most
j..j..J says:
yeah
j..j..J says:
splinter
j..j..J says:
hes the asian sensay
kniht says:
how gay is that.... like your gonna defeat some awesome dude called shredder by learning from a fucking rat
kniht says:
and eating pizza
j..j..J says:
hes a master ninja
j..j..J says:
there mutants
kniht says:
donatello was my favorite
kniht says:
then ralph
j..j..J says:
leonardo was my favorite
kniht says:
ralph's hooks were short but deadly
j..j..J says:
yeah
j..j..J says:
donatello had a stick
j..j..J says:
pussy
kniht says:
yeah and he wore purple and was probley slow
kniht says:
but he was the smartest
kniht says:
leonardo was the unoff leader i think
j..j..J says:
leonardo has the best weapon and i respect his leadership qualities
kniht says:
lol
kniht says:
i cant stop laughing
j..j..J says:
michalangelo was pretty much a screw off but his personality is what creates the comic relief of the show
kniht says:
in all seriousness though, michaelangelo has a serious issue with respect
j..j..J says:
i dont think so
j..j..J says:
i think theres a certain line u cross when u show disrespect and in my opinion i dont see him crossing that line
kniht says:
good point, however one must remember episode 47, a pivotal moment in the career of the turtles when michaelangelo blows off a key battle against arch nemesis shredder to bask in the glory of pizza and his sewer slut, splintess
j..j..J says:
lmao